Saturday, September 20, 2008

Maxine Birthday Clip Art



The lies have never been my forte, I consider myself a sincere man but sometimes I find myself looking back.
be clear I think that men are naturally inclined to lie and that's probably only fitting to spare this ungrateful to be false as well.
Man by nature can not lie only in itself, but can convince himself that he lied to a good end.
I often lied to a good purpose:
I masturbate a few times.
I complimented a horrible jeans to a type of my gym just because it was seen in good light from the rest of the gym and then lust after his sympathy could always help me.
I shaved my dick because it was more clean though in truth because I was a lunatic had passed the crabs.
I lied when the last time I said to myself that I would not have had sex without love.
I pretended to feel sick to stay home while swallowing the worst crap because my doctor prescribe me a gastritis.
Just because I was out a pimple on the cheek, I tricked my pharmacist to sell me a spreadable cream containing cortisone in my face (also burns the skin).
On the landing I met a neighbor and bad fat to which I said: "I am in good shape ..".
I invented the silly excuses to myself to quit smoking just because they more willing to spend money to buy cigarettes .. and I'm running out. A
an old boyfriend I swore that he had never betrayed me but one night while I was working fucked by a bouncer provoking remorse for days and days, of course he lied about this thing not to break the relationship ... I did it for good ! Mariella
I told that I go to the disco just for fun.
I lied to have arrived late "because I had commitments" because it was more chic.
I never said that he took drugs because my reputation would not go to hell.
to a colleague I told her rose in her hair looked great when you wanted to say to get a dental cleaning before thinking about the hair which also was in bad taste, you're connecting more stupid that I had.
I turned off the phone I reiterate the point: Do not take me, do not take me!
Every day I repeat that the color of my skin is original because I like to feel like "southern man" but the fact I have a bad color and white as milk.
When people ask me what I like in a man the first thing I think are the teeth, but maybe it's so fucking lied but I do it with care.
I cried because I had to do at that moment thinking of the worst misfortunes of life.
My costume is transparent only because I like the model ...
I never allowed to sleep naked because I like to roll up the pea justifying them: "I'm hot."
I opened the windows because I was hot because you do not understand that I farted.
E 'was great to have sex with you (...) I invented
million times to maintain a solid friendship gratitude towards a gift that was a real shit and I did not know what to do with it.
I'm gay because I made a choice.



All in all, I am a honest man.

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